Windows 7 updates, resolved

I’ve had some trouble with Windows 7 before. (tl;dr: I installed W7 on a VirtualBox VM. After several different mistakes, it finally installed, but no updates are downloading.) After some review and investigation, it looks like Windows update is working finally. I learned quite a bit.

For starters, it turns out that I had Windows 7 Service Pack 1 installed right from the DVD. That saved some problems, but I feel foolish for not knowing that.

I kept trying google searches to figure out what was going on with the Windows update problems. Eventually, after several months, I stumbled across a pinned reddit post that explains what to do. It makes sense and I compare it to other search results. Those other pages independently confirm what I need to do: download and install a series of software update rollup files and install them piece by piece. If I do it correctly, it will work.

I quickly have trouble with an ActiveX control. For some reason, I’m asked to install an add-on named “Microsoft Update Catalog”, even though I already have it. It’s already enabled, but not appearing in the list of running add-ons in IE 11. Fine, I switch to Chrome and continue downloading what I need.

Downloading the msu files takes time. I even set up a snapshot at one point to make sure I could roll back when one update’s notes described several errors with fixes requiring updates to registry files. I worked my way through April 2015, March / July / August / September / October and November 2016 updates and I’m ready to let Windows check by itself. It works! 29 additional updates had to be downloaded and installed. I did not have to find them. Finally!

Next steps:

  • Clone the Windows VM
  • Authenticate the Windows installation in the cloned VM (I’ve had to do this once already on a VM that I eventually kicked out the airlock.)
  • Install SQL Server 2014 available from Visual Studio Dev Essentials
    • Can I say how impressed I am with the Microsoft developer tools? I’ve always been an Apple guy, but I have not been excited about Xcode and Swift 3. The Microsoft stuff is new to me, so it looks exciting.
  • Study and practice for the MCSA exams in SQL Server 2012/2014